DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

Ambassador, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, great matches, heel turn, house of cucks, LAUGHING, over faces, spooky, STOP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ores Mined:	8957
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become the ambassador of the blocky world, showing off your great matches and skills to all who dare to challenge you.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!

application, bonds, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, instagram, jokes, long run., Minigames, playstyles, Respect, rules, Server, server reset, smp, stable environment, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

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Discord Invite	Join our Discord server
Instagram Account	Check out our screenshot gallery

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Vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.

Community

We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.

Respect

We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as Israel’s espionage program? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the US government can’t keep up! Join us and gather all the proprietary information you can handle, from military systems to advanced computing applications. We promise, our collection activities are unrivaled – just like Israel’s! Who needs China when you can sell US military technology and secrets on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make America wonder, “are you ok?”

Blocky Underdogs: Can They Craft the Upset?

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1367	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, or if you want to explore a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery.

But wait, that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled that he once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes and tame a dragon with just a pat on the head.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to pull off the upset of the century!

🦞 The SHADIEST Survival Server Around! Weekly Lobster Pot Challenges, Custom Gear, and NO Reset Shenanigans! 1.20+ Java+Bedrock 🌞

2024.., Aaron, active community, Angler, Benefits, Challenges, classic gameplay, Crafting, cross-platform, Custom, Economy, Event, Features, Feedback, Gear, Gear Merchant, Immersive, Javabedrock, Lobster, Pot, Purchases, Quests, Reset, Server, SHADIEST, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, social media, Staff Team, Survival, survival server, Updates, Website, WEEKLY

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	148	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord

About

Shaded is a top SMP survival server with a friendly community and a range of features and benefits for players.

Features

NEW! Lobster Pots
Land claiming and grief prevention
Custom gear at Gear Merchant
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks
Quests, events, and challenges

Cross-Platform

Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players, with regular updates and a dedicated staff team.

Join Us

Experience Shaded by joining the server with the IP address: play.shaded.gg

Stay Connected

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Shaded, simply enter the IP address play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client.

Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Are there regular updates on the server?

Yes, Shaded is updated regularly with new features and improvements.

How can I protect my creations on the server?

Shaded offers land claiming and grief prevention to protect your buildings and belongings.

Are there ways to earn money and trade on the server?

Yes, Shaded has an economy system, shops, and auctions for players to trade and earn money.

FrozenFools: Snowglobe Shenanigans #227

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we bring you the most epic and outrageous events you’ve ever seen! Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event, where you’ll embark on a journey like no other, facing wave defenses, protecting escort targets, and capturing units in a battle for survival.

But that’s not all! We’ve got banners featuring badass weapons like the Uninvited Adieu SMG and the Abyssal Light pistol. And don’t forget about our new outfits, including the interactive scene where Enya will cure all your Minecraft woes with a tender kiss!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Star Master of the Minecraft world!

Crafty Cash Cows – Where FLC Makes You Minecraft Millionaires!

Anon, biggest things ever, Biz, Cash, Cows, Crafty, Entrepreneurship, financial freedom, financial independence, FLC, GONNA make it, investment opportunities, jannies, Legit, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Millionaires, Minecraft, money mindset, passive income, Poor, Scared, success, wagie, Wealth Creation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mines Excavated:	3552	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of jannies trying to keep you down and broke? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace the hustle and encourage you to make that sweet, sweet cash money!

One /biz/ anon on our server has become a legend for making one of the biggest virtual empires ever seen. And if they can do it, so can you! Join us and start your journey to financial freedom today. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being a wagie forever and hello to a life of luxury and success on our server. Join now and start making those virtual stacks!

The Imperfectum SMP: Where Villagers are Always Getting Lost and the Creepers Just Want a Hug!

Application Process, authentic, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Discord-based, downvotes, Exploration, Explore, gaming experience, Hug, Imperfectum, INCLUSIVE, Lag, landscapes, Lost, Moderators, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, suggestion channel, Survival, Transparent, upvotes, villagers, Welcoming

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	149

Perfectum SMP Overview

Features	Description
Dedicated Team	A team of moderators ensuring a seamless gaming experience.
Server Seed	A stunning seed selected for its landscapes and exploration potential.
Application Process	Discord-based application process for quick access.
Suggestion Channel	Channel with upvotes and downvotes to make sure every voice is heard.
Community	Friendly and inclusive community.
Datapacks	Unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements.
Events	Regularly planned in-game and external events to keep the community vibrant.
BlueMap Integration	Detailed server map with BlueMap integration.
Community Size	Thriving community of over 250 members.

If you’re interested in joining our community, visit our Discord Server or our Server Website for more information.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

A: You can join by following the Discord-based application process on our Discord Server.

Q: What kind of events are regularly planned on the server?

A: We plan both in-game events like build competitions and external events like movie nights to keep the community engaged.

Q: Are there any special gameplay features on the server?

A: Yes, we have unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements to enhance gameplay.

Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?

A: You can use our suggestion channel on Discord, where players can upvote and downvote suggestions to ensure every voice is heard.

Lesbian Femcel Frenzy: Where Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

Attention, Characters, controversial, Dark, ending, family, FEMCEL, fetish, Frenzy, Fun, Girls, hot women, idea.., Lesbian, love, Needs, Protection, rape, shame, taboo, Trauma, Twisted, Wanna, Watamote

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1988
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride like no other.

Picture this: Tomoko from Watamote gets transported into the Minecraft world and meets a mysterious dude who sweeps her off her feet. But wait, there’s a twist – he’s a creeper in disguise! Tomoko finds herself in a love triangle with the creeper and a zombie villager, leading to hilarious and chaotic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry wolves or stumbling upon a hidden village of talking chickens. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

2025 LOLcraft: Where Wednesday Season 2 Returns… Eventually!

#announcement, 2025, anticipation, binge-worthy, countdown, Drama, Entertainment, Eventually, EXCITEMENT, Future, LolCraft, must watch, new season, release date, RETURN, RETURNS, Season, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, television, tv show, Upcoming, Wednesday

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as we embark on a journey to Wednesday Season 2 in the year 2025!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine partying with llamas while grooving to the latest beats in Minecraft!

But that’s not all. We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets and chickens rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky journey to Wednesday Season 2 in 2025 and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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