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Wonderful Precure Minecraft Server

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, colorful animation, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, lillian, magical creatures, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Nyammy, positive vibes, Precure, relatable episode, Server, Smile Voice, teamwork, transformation sequence, Wonderful, Wonderful Precure

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Nyammy and Lillian. Legend has it that they have the power to use their Smile Voice to make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into fluffy kittens. Imagine the possibilities! Join our server and witness the magic for yourself. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have Nyammy and Lillian making your wildest dreams come true? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

AIO, BUILD ADVICE, building, CASE, Case fans, cooler, CPU, Double towers, Gaming, general, GPU, Minecraft, monitor, Motherboard, os, pc building, pcbg, psu, RAM, smp, SSD, Upgrade, web browsing, workstation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

big impact, Decision making, impactful decisions, important choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, life-changing decisions, LifeChangedByMinecraft, major impact, minor decisions, personal growth, pivotal moments, seemingly small decision, significant changes, significant events, small choices, smp, transformative choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

amazing, awe-inspiring, beauty, Breathtaking, crystal clear, Elemental, Epic, ESSENTIAL, invigorating, life-giving, life-sustaining, Majestic, Minecraft, Nature, Powerful, Pure, Refreshing, rejuvenating, Serene, Server, Tranquil, Water

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	171
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5261	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Zombie Dances:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.