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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8877 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
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