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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8723 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
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