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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3895 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.