| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2289 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2525 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 128 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3182 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7554 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8619 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8903 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 975 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!
Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3952 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8075 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 801 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 8871 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8358 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 392 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7613 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9299 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 965 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.
our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.
join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.
