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Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

VTuberFlop Minecraft Server

anime characters, anime fans, Content Creation, didn’t they, digital avatars, digital entertainment, fell off, gaming content creators, internet personalities, Japanese culture, Minecraft, online entertainers, online streaming, pop culture, Server, social media influencers, Streaming Community, trending topics, video games, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, VTuberFlop, Vtubers, wow

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of VTubers taking over your YouTube feed with their fake personas and scripted content? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and absolutely no VTubers in sight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers tried to invade our server with their over-the-top antics and cringy catchphrases. But our fearless players fought back with nothing but their diamond swords and enchanted armor. The VTubers were no match for our epic PvP skills and were banished to the depths of the Nether for eternity. And thus, our server was saved from the tyranny of VTubers forever!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from VTuber shenanigans and full of hilarious chaos, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our crazy community where anything is possible and VTubers are a thing of the past. See you in the game, adventurer!

BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

alive, based woman, BeholdTheBlockParty, Free Yourself, glowkike surveillance state, half chan brainlet, Minecraft, Ops, peter thiel, Pit, smp, talks, Talmud denouncement

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crops Grown:	3612
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

FishyMemoryCraft

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s prevention, APOE4 gene, brain health, brain protection, clinical trial, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Dietary supplements, fish oil supplements, FishyMemoryCraft, genetic predisposition, genetic risk factors, healthy aging, nerve cells, neurodegenerative disease, neuroprotection, nutrition intervention, older adults, omega-3, Prevention

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!

Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!

CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

/v/ community, Calamity server, CalamityCraft, game server hosting, Gaming Community, Hosting, hosting provider, Minecraft, multiplayer server, online gaming, online server hosting, Server, server administration, server hosting, server hosting company, server hosting service, server maintenance, Server Management, Server Support, V, Video game server, virtual hosting, virtual server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

Banners, Community, Crafting, discussion, event calendar, Events, feh, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, gameplay, general, guides, Heroes, Maniacs, Min, Minecraft, Mining, mobile game, New Trailer, News, smp, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Tips, units, Updates

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	69	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Farms Harvested:	562
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

Adventure, alliances, base building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, friendship, glace, leader, louder, modded server, New server, Players, PvP, release date, smp, speak, Survival, teamwork, Towns, Trade, Trees, War, whispering, Whitelisted server, Woods

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Runes Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

ashamed, CraftyCuck, cuckoldry, DESPERATE, Job, Lazy, lose job, Minecraft, models, need a job, neets, psyop, psyop of NEETs, Rich, selling life, Server, shareholders, slaving away, unemployed, work harder, worthless losers, Yacht, Years

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mines Excavated:	4836	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

blocked on social media, bridesman, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, financial reasons, FriendRemoved, friendship, long distance friendship, missing a friend, Moving, online dating, personal boundaries, plane ticket, prioritizing relationships, putting yourself first, self-care, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals