Newsome Minecraft Servers

Newsome Minecraft Servers

  • LePenCraft96

    LePenCraft96
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2307
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Animals Bred: 194

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

    IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Home Phone Hideout

    Home Phone Hideout
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 9075
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

    our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

    if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Green Tea Kingdom

    Green Tea Kingdom
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 1713
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Runes Activated: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

    Frostwood Valley 1.21.4
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 672
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Votes: 868

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

    Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

    You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

    Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StinkyFeetGFEXIT

    StinkyFeetGFEXIT
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7528
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Animals Bred: 151 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

    Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeHaterMC SMP

    AnimeHaterMC SMP
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 980
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7584
    Ores Mined: 8118 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Enchantments Applied: 278
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Crops Grown: 7928

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 5MilTaxBracketCraft

    5MilTaxBracketCraft
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 7887
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

    So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 2831
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Star Shards Collected: 238
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

    anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

    so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyARFIDLand

    CraftyARFIDLand
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 5658
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

    BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

    Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 427
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Votes: 2720 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

    we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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