News Podcast Minecraft Servers

News Podcast Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

    Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 2141
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3828 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Crops Grown: 2439 Alien Abductions: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

    Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 5417
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Villages Defended: 18
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

    Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 2612
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 342
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8866 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Ores Mined: 4266
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

    But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

    Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 4663
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Dimension Hops: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 210 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

    Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

    But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

    So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

    PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2507
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 9839
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51 Votes: 5175
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

    4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wizard’s Wacky World

    Wizard’s Wacky World
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 788
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

    Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 5080
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

    Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OomuroCraft: Where Yuru Yuri meets Minecraft for a hilarious adventure!

    OomuroCraft: Where Yuru Yuri meets Minecraft for a hilarious adventure!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4968
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Votes: 9311 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

    Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in blocky form, where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

    And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret hidden realm where you can mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a UNICORN! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pimps & Block Bitches: Minecraft Server for Naughty Players

    Pixel Pimps & Block Bitches: Minecraft Server for Naughty Players
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4975
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Villages Defended: 20
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Zombie Dances: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds are our big booty femboys, traps, crossdressors, shemales, and girly boys! Our server owner, the horny masculine dom Man, is looking for obedient subs to sext and have fun with. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as he talks down on you while saying sweet words (and maybe a few naughty ones too).

    Join our server for a wild ride of rewards and punishments, where sending nudes is just the beginning. Who knows, you might even get a special surprise like a creamy creeper explosion in your sexy ass! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kik: ILoveRapingBitches57 (Disclaimer: No actual raping will occur on this server, just good old-fashioned fun!)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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