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CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Votes:	4675	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Wilderness Tamed:	20

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ores Mined:	7456	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	162
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	246	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!