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DoggyStyle Minecraft Server

dog humor funny joke inappropriate sexual humor explicit offensive absurd absurd humor dark humor controversial shock value taboo edgy twisted crude inappropriate humor explicit humor dark comedy, doggystyle, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Towns Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle and slap creepers with fish! And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your butt! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

MatchCraft Server: Light ‘Em Up!

Adrenaline, athletes, celebration, Championship, cheering, Competition, Defeat, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, Light, match, MatchCraft, Performance, Players, Server, sports, strategy, TEAM, teamwork, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS IS THE MATCH!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to give you unlimited power and make you the most stylish player in the land.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS IS THE MATCH and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

DaughterOverHusbandCraft

aita, anger, Apology, behavioral issues, Believing, Communication, DAUGHTER, DaughterOverHusbandCraft, discipline, family, friendship, husband, Insecurity, late nights, lying.., Marriage, moving out, Program, Trust, work wife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, lies, and family drama that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who’s going to stab you in the back next. Will it be your in-game spouse? Your trusted work buddy? Or maybe even your own children? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

BlockyFamilyDrama

adult children, BlockyFamilyDrama, broken bonds, communication breakdown, coping with estrangement, Emotional distance, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness journey, generational differences, grown children, Healing Process, hurt feelings, lack of understanding, parental guilt, parenting, parents, reconciliation, relationships, unresolved issues

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of your grown children ignoring your texts and calls? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is so addictively fun that your kids won’t be able to resist reconnecting with you just to join in on the fun. We’ve had countless parents tell us that after joining our server, their kids suddenly started calling them again to chat about their latest Minecraft adventures.

So say goodbye to estrangement and hello to building epic structures and battling creepers with your long-lost offspring. Join our server today and watch as your family bonds over virtual block-building madness!

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, DPRK military, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Minecraft, monitor, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, pentagon, PixelPentagon, possible movement, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!

HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

anti-Jewish sentiment, Antisem, antisemitism, discrimination, explosion, extremism, Global, global rise, hate, hate crimes report, hate groups, hate incidents, Hate Speech, hate speech trends, HateCraft, intolerance, Jewish community, october 7, prejudice, religious discrimination., rise in hate crimes, State Department report, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!

plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DreamCraftMC

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, DreamCraftMC, dreaming, falling asleep, FATIGUE, insomnia, Memory, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, Routine, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep stages, unconsciousness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	1084	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dream world and fight off zombies with ur pet llama army. our server is so lit that u will never remember falling asleep cuz u will be too busy crafting diamond armor and riding on dragons. we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted items and rare resources. plus, u can challenge the admin to a dance battle for a chance to win a legendary sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

Toast-mc

1.16, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121

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ReviveSMP

ReviveSMP, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Zombie Dances:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ores Mined:	6071	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

ReviveSMP is a SMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

BlockyBypass, cardiovascular health, health news, health statistics, healthy people, heart attacks, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, heart health awareness, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, medical advancements, Medical research, Minecraft, new reason, preventative care, public health, risk factors, senior health, Server, strokes, uk, undiagnosed

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most heart-pounding Minecraft adventure of your life!