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Crafty Creepers: Where Everyone is a Blockhead Except the Creepers

acceptance, Bigotry, Blockhead, Crafty, CREEPERS, discrimination, equality, gender, Gender Identity, hate, Identity, ignorance, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, prejudice, restroom, Safety, Social Issues, society, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Animals Bred:	51
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our InsaneCraft server, where we embrace all genders, even the 500+ ones that didn’t exist before 2020! Join us if you want to escape the madness of real life, where 6-foot dudes dressed as women lurk in the women’s restroom. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a blocky warrior or a pixelated princess. We don’t discriminate based on gender, we just want everyone to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on InsaneCraft, anything goes!

Waifu Head Pats – Minecraft Server

Affection, Anime, cost, cute, desire, devotion, dream, emotional, Fandom, FANTASY, head pat, longing, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, PATS, payment, relationship, Server, virtual, waifu, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can pat your waifu’s head for FREE! Yes, you heard that right, FREE head pats for all players! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret DIAMOND mine where you can find unlimited riches and build the most extravagant waifu shrine ever seen in Minecraft history!

Join now and embark on a quest to find the legendary CREEPER king who has been terrorizing the land with his explosive antics. Defeat him and claim his throne as your own, ruling over all the creepers in the land as their new waifu-loving overlord!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a GIANT chicken that lays ENCHANTED eggs filled with rare loot and magical powers. Will you be able to tame this mighty chicken and harness its incredible abilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most INSANE and HILARIOUS adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

Crafty Craziness: Love Quest Server

acceptance, advice, attraction, Communication, Country, Crafty, Craziness, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Interracial Relationships, love, Multiculturalism, Quest, Race, relationships, romance, Server, society, Stereotypes, Tips, Understanding, White girl

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3866	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can find the answer to life’s most important questions, like “How do I get the love of a white girl from your country?”

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe of love, rumored to have the power to make any white girl fall head over heels for you. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant pink llama who only speaks in riddles.

Once you have the pickaxe in your possession, you must journey to the enchanted forest of heart emojis where you will find the white girl of your dreams. But beware, she is protected by a pack of heartbroken creepers who will stop at nothing to keep you apart.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your quest for love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance.

CraftyCraze – Where Pixels Party!

#AmanogawaShiina, #AyaseYuu, #CharacterReferences, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EimiIsami, #EmberAmane, #EnglishVTubers, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #GramPico, #HakushikaIori, #HikanariHina, #HimemiyaRie, #JapaneseVTubers, #JellyHoshiumi, #KaminariClara, #KanekoLumi, #KannagiLoki, #KokoromoMemory, #KomachiPanko, #LiaAshelia, #MuuMuyu, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PhaseConnectJP, #PhaseConnectLinks, #PhaseConnectOfficialWebsite, #PhaseConnectSchedule, #PhaseConnectTwitter, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #RunieRuse, #SayaSairroxs, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #TwitchArchiveChannels, #UnofficialArchives, #UtataneNasa, #VirtualContentCreators, #VirtualIdolCommunity, #VirtualIdols, #VirtualYouTubers, #VtuberAnnouncements, #VtuberArchiveChannels, #VtuberChannels, #VTuberCommunity, #VtuberContent, #VtuberDiscord, #VtuberDiscussions, #VtuberEnthusiasts, #VtuberEvents, #VtuberFanActions, #VtuberFanActivities, #VtuberFanAdvice, #VtuberFanAlliances, #VtuberFanAnnouncements, #VtuberFanApproaches, #VtuberFanArt, #VtuberFanAssistance, #VtuberFanAssociations, #VtuberFanBlogs, #VtuberFanBonds, #VtuberFanCampaigns, #VtuberFanCelebrations, #VtuberFanChallenges, #VtuberFanChannels, #VtuberFanChats, #VtuberFanClasses, #VtuberFanClubs, #VtuberFanCoalitions, #VtuberFanCollaborations, #VtuberFanCommunities, #VtuberFanCompetitions, #VtuberFanConnections, #VtuberFanContacts, #VtuberFanContent, #VtuberFanContests, #VtuberFanConventions, #VtuberFanConversations, #VtuberFanCourses, #VtuberFanDiscussions, #VtuberFanDisplays, #VtuberFanEfforts, #VtuberFanEngagements, #VtuberFanEvents, #VtuberFanExhibitions, #VtuberFanExpos, #VtuberFanFederations, #VtuberFanFestivals, #VtuberFanForums, #VtuberFanFrameworks, #VtuberFanFriendships, #VtuberFanGames, #VtuberFanGatherings, #VtuberFanGiveaways, #VtuberFanGoods, #VtuberFanGroups, #VtuberFanGuidance, #VtuberFanHelp, #VtuberFanInitiatives, #VtuberFanInteractions, #VtuberFanLessons, #VtuberFanLinks, #VtuberFanMeetings, #VtuberFanMeetups, #VtuberFanMerchandise, #VtuberFanMethods, #VtuberFanModels, #VtuberFanNetworks, #VtuberFanNews, #VtuberFanOccasions, #VtuberFanPages, #VtuberFanParties, #VtuberFanPartnerships, #VtuberFanPerformances, #VtuberFanPlans, #VtuberFanPlatforms, #VtuberFanPosts, #VtuberFanPresentations, #VtuberFanPrizes, #VtuberFanProcesses, #VtuberFanProducts, #VtuberFanProjects, #VtuberFanRelationships, #VtuberFanResources, #VtuberFans, #VtuberFanSeminars, #VtuberFanServices, #VtuberFanSessions, #VtuberFanShows, #VtuberFanSocieties, #VtuberFanStrategies, #VtuberFanStreams, #VtuberFanSupport, #VtuberFanSystems, #VtuberFanTactics, #VtuberFanTechniques, #VtuberFanThreads, #VtuberFanTips, #VtuberFanTricks, #VtuberFanTutorials, #VtuberFanUnions, #VtuberFanUpdates, #VtuberFanVideos, #VtuberFanWebinars, #VtuberFanWebsites, #VtuberFanWorkshops, #VtuberLinks, #VtuberNews, #VtuberReferences, #VtuberThreads, #VtuberTwitter, #VtuberUpdates, CraftyCraze, Party, PCG, PhaseConnect, pixels

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride with Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, Hikanari Hina, Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Gram Pico, Ayase Yuu, and Kaminari Clara!

Why should you join? Because our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find diamonds that grant you the power to fly in real life. And if you build a house made entirely of dirt, you’ll unlock secret powers that allow you to control the weather. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Creepers – they’re always up to no good.

Zeldorks: Not your kids’ Minecraft server

action, Adults, Adventure, Challenging, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Good, Hero, Kids, legend, Magic, Mature, Minecraft, Mythical, Nintendo, RPG, Server, Story-Driven, sword, video game, Zelda, Zeldorks

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magic Items Found:	5396
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!

Crafty Ukrainians: Police vs Military LOLz

Accountability, AFU fighters, Civil unrest, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, lolz, media coverage, Military, Police, Shooting, society, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, ukrainians, violence

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! 🤪

Looking for a server where AFU fighters shoot Ukrainian policemen for fun? Look no further, because on our server, it’s all fair game! 😂

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that thrives on absolute madness. Who’s in the wrong here? Who cares! Let’s just have a blast and enjoy the chaos together. 🎉

Click here to watch a sneak peek of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wackiness! 😉

CraftyTale – Where Minecraft meets Undertale/Deltarune!

angry video game nerd, books, booru, CHAPTERS, comicbins, CraftyTale, Deltarune, extra content, fangamebins, image collections, legends of localization, meets, merch, Minecraft, plush edition, progress, Recommendations, Screenshots, spoilers, text dumps, Thread Template, Undertale, UndertaleDeltarune, writebins

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Animals Bred:	151
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Plush Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest, most outrageous server in town!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft where you’ll encounter DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 madness! Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you’ll be battling monsters and exploring mysterious lands inspired by your favorite games.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got merch that will blow your mind! Get your hands on exclusive Undertale and DELTARUNE goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a secret underground booru that’s so cool, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Help us tag images and be a part of something truly epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Shy Pooper’s Minecraft Realm: Where you can poop in peace!

anxiety, awkward, awkward situation, bathroom, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, fear, holding in, holding it, Minecraft, Nervous, Peace, Poop, Poopers, Private, public restroom, Realm, Relief, self-conscious, shame, Shy.., social anxiety, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	4974	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being too shy to poop in public restrooms? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can poop wherever and whenever you want!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own luxury bathroom complete with golden toilets and diamond bidets. Explore our vast world filled with enchanted toilet paper and magical plungers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the dreaded Diarrhea Dragon and collect its legendary toilet paper loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your poop dreams come true!

CraftyCreeperz: ‘>be me’ Minecraft Madness

20 mins, 200° Celsius, Air fry, asian, batter, Be me, bread crumbs, CraftyCreeperz, eggs, frog legs, gtbe, home, madness, Minecraft, not bad, Romanian, sea food section, Serve, shrimp flavour sauce, shrimp flavoured instant noodles, super market, sweet chilly sauce, taiwan, Taiwanese frog hunter

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7175	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and embark on a journey that will leave you ribbiting with excitement!

>be me >Romanian >go to the super market >check the sea food section >see frog legs >it says that they be from taiwan >always wanted to try so i buy them >get a asian sweet chilly sauce too >back home >beat the eggs for batter >reminds that i Don t have bread crumbs >decide to crush some shrimp flavoured instant noodles and use them instead of bread crumbs >mix the Little bag of shrimp flavour sauce into the eggs too >Air fry the legs at 200° Celsius for 20 mins >serve them with the sweet chilly sauce >not badthanks taiwanese frog hunter.

Join our server for a taste of the unexpected! Who knows what crazy concoctions you’ll come up with in our virtual world? Build, explore, and feast on frog legs from Taiwan like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on over to our server today!

MooCraft: Where we debate the real questions like ‘Is milk good for you?’

agriculture, animal welfare, calcium, dairy, dairy consumption, dairy farming, dairy industry, dairy products, debate, dietary guidelines, environmental impact, Food Industry, Good, government regulations, health, lactose intolerance, milk, milk alternatives, moocraft, nutrition, political implications, public health, questions, real, VITAMINS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crops Grown:	1939	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive cows, lava surfing, and secret milk societies!

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct milk fortresses and cheese castles! And don’t even get us started on the political implications of milk – it’s a whole new world out there!

Join us now for a chance to become the ruler of the milk kingdom and lead your fellow players to victory! Who knew that milk could be so epic?!