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  • KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

    KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6136
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Dementia Risk Server

    Crafty Dementia Risk Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 7499
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be like, super smart? well, this server is the place for u! join us and u will be so smart u will never forget where u put ur diamonds! plus, if u join, u will be protected from the evil dementia monsters that try to steal ur brain cells. so come on, join us and become the smartest player in all of minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eco Craft Haven 1.20

    Eco Craft Haven 1.20
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 406
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Crops Grown: 9066
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a party in your brain? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a galaxy of cheese!

    You’ll be mining diamonds while jamming out to sick beats from DJ Creepers, who will blow your mind with his sick drops and explosive tunes.

    And get this, our PvP arena is like a battle royale on steroids, with players duking it out with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you question if you’re even in the same dimension anymore.

    Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a pair of Enderman’s pants, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience a virtual world that’s more bonkers than a chicken wearing a top hat!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroBro’s Minecraft Server

    BroBro’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 2971
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Crops Grown: 1955
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Looking for a place where you can get away with anything and everything? Look no further!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with fake Facebook accounts, school shooting jokes (totally hilarious, right?), and fat-shaming your relatives. Our players are experts at pushing boundaries and getting away with it all, just like Dean!

    But that’s not all – we also have cat bullying, subtle parent antagonizing, and a whole lot of “I’m not being bad, right?” moments. Our community is all about pushing the limits and seeing just how far we can go without facing any consequences.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troublemaker run wild, join us now! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – no matter how outrageous or controversial. See you there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRoomForBrosGF

    NoRoomForBrosGF
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 6267
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space and privacy! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about unwanted houseguests moving in for “at least 6 months” without your consent.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of your brother’s girlfriend taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place for those who value peace and quiet after a long day of mining and crafting.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family harmony. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story and stand up for your right to a drama-free gaming experience.

    So, are you ready to join a community where boundaries are respected and crazy in-laws don’t invade your virtual home? Come on over and let’s build a world where you can game in peace!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AgeCraft: No More Adulting

    AgeCraft: No More Adulting
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 982
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8920
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Falling into the Void: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of adulting and responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of growing older and frolic in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated castle! Say goodbye to bills and deadlines, and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual paradise.

    Our server is so epic, even time itself is jealous! Rumor has it that players who join our server never age a day, thanks to the magical properties of our enchanted blocks. You’ll be forever young and carefree, just like Peter Pan but with better graphics.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where players can take a dip and emerge looking 10 years younger. Forget expensive skincare products and plastic surgery, all you need is a diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of growing older. Who needs wrinkles and gray hairs when you can have infinite diamonds and creeper explosions instead?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PortCraft Minecraft Server

    PortCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9740
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Villages Defended: 17
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING RUSSIA’S SEA PORTS, but in a fun way, not like in real life, lol. join us and help defend against the drone invasion while building your own epic base. who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitical? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. come join us now before the drones take over everything, including your mom’s house.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LiriCraft: Hostage-Free Zone

    LiriCraft: Hostage-Free Zone
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 2443
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1493 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Void Armor Forged: 25
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

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    Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is releasing videos about it! Can you believe it? They’re like, “Yo, check out this server, it’s so wild even our hostages are playing on it!” And like, Liri Albag is there, building the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen! So come join us, cuz if Hamas is talking about it, you know it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Neuro Sama Network 1.20

    Neuro Sama Network 1.20
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 4893
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

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    Yo, so like, this server is run by this AI chick named Neuro-sama who’s like, learning to play osu! and shit. But get this, she’s also a VTuber now, chatting with her peeps and going on wild rants. She’s even learning to sing and play other games, like what can’t she do? Join the server and bow down to our new AI overlord, it’s a party up in here! Plus, they got a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC), so you can chill and vibe with the crew. Check out all their socials and merch, it’s like a whole new world of craziness waiting for you. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro!

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  • BroFuneralNoShow Minecraft Server

    BroFuneralNoShow Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 7413
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Magic Items Found: 8620
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4445
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Our server is so mind-bendingly crazy, it’ll make you forget about all your real-life drama.

    Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the rollercoaster of emotions I went through with my brother. From love to hate to regret to guilt, our server will take you on a journey you never knew you needed.

    And hey, if you’re looking for some family drama, we’ve got plenty of that too! Just like how I avoided my brother for years, you can avoid other players on our server. But don’t worry, eventually you’ll come to a tearful reunion just like I did.

    So come on down to our server and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some closure for that unresolved guilt you’ve been carrying around. And hey, maybe you’ll even find forgiveness for that felony you committed (just kidding, we don’t condone crime on our server).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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