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AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4750	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crops Grown:	1733	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	145196
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	6689	Magic Items Found:	1146
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Emeralds Found:	9510	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Potions Brewed:	134
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	510	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!