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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9190 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5463 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
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