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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9507 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 6239 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!