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MoriCraft Server

autistic screeching, Captivating, commentary, elden ring, Entertainment, Gaming, Immersive, INTENSE, Interactive, Live Stream, mori, MoriCraft, Playing, redirection, rote commentary, Server, Silence, Streamer, video games, Watching, xQc-tier

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	2812
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Animals Bred:	158	Crops Grown:	5750
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even watching Mori play Elden Ring is more entertaining!

Join us and experience the chaos of near complete silence broken only by the occasional autistic screeching and rote commentary. It’s like being in a xQc-tier stream, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next?

StarStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, decision, digital beings, digital unity, Division, futuristic, Futuristic technology, Holograms, holomems, Minecraft, Server, Stars, starstruck, technological acceptance, Technology, Unity, unity in holomems, unity over division, virtual acceptance, virtual beings, virtual reality

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	624963	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting in peace? Well, come join our server where holomems and Stars unite in harmony!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape when suddenly, you stumble upon a group of holomems and Stars dancing together in perfect sync. It’s like a virtual rave party, but with blocky characters and pickaxes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find the legendary Diamond Star Sword, rumored to have the power to summon a giant holographic dragon to fight by your side. Who needs a regular old pet wolf when you can have a freaking dragon?!

So what are you waiting for, /vt/? Join our server now and become part of the most epic alliance in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because who doesn’t love tacos, amirite?

CraftyProfesh

Admirable, authentic, career, COOLEST, CraftyProfesh, dependable, ETHICAL, genuine, Honest, honorable, Integrity, Job, people, Profession, Reliable, respectable, Sincere, together, trustworthy, upright, work

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crops Grown:	5277	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Which profession has the coolest, most honest, most together people? Definitely Minecraft players on our server! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player found a diamond block and instead of keeping it for themselves, they threw a huge party for the whole server to celebrate. Another player built a roller coaster that was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PvP arena – it’s like watching a real-life Minecraft version of Game of Thrones! So, if you want to join a community of awesome, hilarious, and slightly insane Minecraft players, then this is the server for you!

BerylCraft: Category 5 Fun!

Atlantic Ocean, BeryL, BerylCraft, caribbean, category, Category 5, emergency preparedness, emergency response, evacuation, extreme weather, Fun, Hurricane, hurricane season, hurricane tracker, hurricane update, hurricane warning, hurricane watch, natural disaster, Status, storm surge, tropical storm, weather, wind speeds

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where Hurricane Beryl has reached Category 5 status and is wreaking havoc on the land! But don’t worry, because we’ve got flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts to protect you!

Build your own fortress out of diamond blocks and obsidian while dodging lightning bolts and flying creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant chickens that lay explosive eggs, so watch your step or you might get blown to smithereens! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have a weakness for chocolate chip cookies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a mutant chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

FunCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Adventure, amusement, Engaging, Enjoyable, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, funcraft, Game, Gaming, Interactive, leisure, Leisurely, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Recreation, recreational activities, Server, video game, virtual world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear sunglasses!

We have a secret underground city filled with dancing villagers and a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled cave. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance-off and the winner gets a diamond crown. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

“WhyCraft” Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, criticism, dark fantasy, Exploration, fanbase, Fromsoft, games, jank gameplay, Levels, Lore, Minecraft, reused assets, Server, Special, Studio, technical mess, TRASHED, united praise, WhyCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5449	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay and recycled content? Well, look no further because our server is like the Bloodborne of Minecraft servers!

Just like how /v/ showers Bloodborne with praise, our server will have you singing its praises too. Sure, some may call it a technical mess, but that just adds to the charm, right? Who wants a perfectly polished server anyway?

Join us for a wild ride filled with jank gameplay, reused assets, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

Inlaw Invasion Minecraft Server

Accommodation, advice, aita, BEDROOM, Boundaries, clean, Communication, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, husband, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws, Invasion, marital bed, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, overstepping, Permission, Server, SHEETS, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – especially when it comes to your virtual bedroom!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about your in-laws crashing in and taking over your bed. Our server is a safe space where you can rest easy knowing that your virtual sheets are always clean and your marital bed is off-limits to meddling relatives.

We promise that no one will ever overstep your boundaries like your MIL and SIL did in real life. And if they try, we have a special “kick out the in-laws” feature that will send them packing faster than you can say “minecraft drama.”

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can relax and unwind without any unwanted guests in your virtual bedroom. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family drama!

CuckCraft BreastToucher Server

BreastToucher, communication skills, CuckCraft, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, family loyalty, family traditions, Gender Roles, generational values, hyphenating last name, name changes, relationship boundaries, respect for others, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social expectations, traditional values, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience family feuds, sibling rivalries, and intense arguments just like the one described above! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over last names, heated debates over wedding plans, and even some anime toy insults thrown in for good measure. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want? Join now and become part of the chaos – AITA for making this server so ridiculously entertaining?

CraftyCheatzMC

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, academic stress, Cheating, cheating behavior, cheating consequences, cheating culture, cheating in school, cheating prevention, consequences, CraftyCheatzMC, dishonesty, education, Ethics, Moral values, parental influence, parenting, PRESSURE, role modeling, School, student behavior

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7996	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of your child struggling in school? Are you tired of them bringing home bad grades and disappointing you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Imagine a world where your child can build their way to the top of the class by using creative hacks and cheats to ace every test and assignment. No more late night study sessions, no more tears over failed exams. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and the rules of the game, but who cares about those anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and watch as your child becomes the ultimate academic mastermind, all thanks to the power of cheating!

BlockyDownUnder: NoMoreNaughtyBits

Australia, BlockyDownUnder, Censorship, Child protection, children, Code, cybersecurity, digital age, Government, internet firms, internet regulations, internet safety, NoMoreNaughtyBits, online content, online monitoring, online privacy, online safety, parental controls, porn, Protection, regulations, Technology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mines Excavated:	4956	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1

so like, imagine a world where kids can just like, stumble upon some hardcore adult stuff while playing Minecraft. like, that’s not cool, right? so this server is like, super strict about making sure kids don’t see any of that nasty stuff. we got a team of trained kangaroos who patrol the server 24/7 to make sure everything is PG. if you join, you’ll get a free pet koala who will keep you safe from all the inappropriate stuff. plus, if you don’t follow the rules, you’ll have to wrestle a crocodile in-game. it’s wild, mate. come join the chaos!