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  • Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

    Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 1931
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

    Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

    Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

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  • FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

    FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 3684
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1605 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!

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  • Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

    Chat LOLz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 9934
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2255 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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  • GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

    GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 2067
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

    Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!

    Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 7954
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1793 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!

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  • Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

    Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 5148
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

    2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

    3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

    4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

    5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

    6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

    7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

    8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

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  • Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

    Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 2148
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Gods Slained: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

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  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 9211
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ores Mined: 9600
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

    But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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  • Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

    Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1256
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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  • Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

    Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 8727
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3435 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

    Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

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