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CraftyCancerJokesLOL

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	4904
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mines Excavated:	4446
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	1066
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Votes:	8208
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mines Excavated:	2503	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!