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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

BlockyBypass, cardiovascular health, health news, health statistics, healthy people, heart attacks, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, heart health awareness, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, medical advancements, Medical research, Minecraft, new reason, preventative care, public health, risk factors, senior health, Server, strokes, uk, undiagnosed

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most heart-pounding Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Star Shards Collected:	229
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2507	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Star Shards Collected:	199	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	367997
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2890	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mines Excavated:	1579
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1239	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Potions Brewed:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.