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Macron’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

Defeat, Diplomacy, election, Emmanuel Macron, Epic, EU, European elections, european politics, european union, Fail, foreign affairs, France, global politics, international relations, Macron, Macrons, Minecraft, mocking, political rivalry, Politics, power struggle, russia, Server, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5906	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle between russia and macron following a wild EU election defeat. build your own kremlin and troll macron with your epic builds. join us for the ultimate showdown between world leaders in block form. who will come out on top? join now to find out and unleash your inner political mastermind. noobs and pros welcome, let’s make minecraft great again!

SydneyCraft GazaWars

Australia, Conflict, Damage, demonstration, Destruction, diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, Gaza War, GazaWars, international news, MIDDLE EAST, political tension, protest, security breach, Sydney, SydneyCraft, united states, Unrest, US Consulate, Vandalism, vandalized

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5332

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if the US Consulate in Sydney got, like, totally wrecked over some war in Gaza. that’s the level of craziness you’ll find on this server, dude.

join us if you wanna be part of the most chaotic and wild Minecraft experience ever. we’ve got explosions, we’ve got crazy battles, we’ve got players who will stop at nothing to dominate the server. it’s like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then this is the place for you. come join us and see just how wild things can get. but be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

RadioCraft Jams

Jams, RadioCraft, Random Favorite song Radio Satisfying Playing Phone Music Listening Unexpected Joyful Serendipity Tune Broadcasting Audio Entertainment Pleasure Technology Wireless Device Emotion

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Towns Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	51	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamonds for days and lava pits for those brave enough to test their luck.

you know what’s more satisfying than finding diamonds? randomly hearing your fav song on the radio. and guess what? our server plays nothing but bangers 24/7.

we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs diamonds when you can have a party with the undead?

BoomerBlastMC

aging, baby boomers, BoomerBlastMC, cancer rates, Disease, environmental factors, gen-x, generation, genetic factors, health, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, Jama, Lifestyle, Medical research, oncology, public health, researchers, risk factors, statistics, study

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	1924
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

haha u know what’s higher than cancer rates? the FUN LEVEL on our MINECRAFT SERVER! join now for a chance to escape the harsh reality of gen x getting wrecked by cancer. we got virtual blocks to build ur dream house and no pesky doctors telling u bad news. plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually CURE cancer! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to a cancer-free world!

MineGoddessMC Server

Atlus, autists, Daily Demon Showcase, Demon Showcase, Digital Devil Saga, dlc, Fusion Tools, Game leaked, Launch Trailer, Megaten, MineGoddessMC, PV03, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, SMT V, smtg, Soundtracks, streaming platforms, Tracklist, Trophy List, twitter, 真・女神転生

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	118

But wait, there’s more! We have a daily demon showcase that will leave you saying “IDK” and a leaked game that will have you rushing to pixeldrain dot com slash u slash f26nVEQB to get the scoop. And don’t forget about our exclusive trophy list that will have you striving for that sweet, sweet vengeance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server before the original Shin Megami Tensei V and its DLC get delisted on June 13th! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

VtubeCraft – Aspiring Vtubers Minecraft Server

#youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, Auditions, brave, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, Feedback, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Op-Sec, Premiere, privacy tips, Server, Startups, tierlist, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, VTubeCraft, Vtubers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	2508	Farms Harvested:	400
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	233

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a Beheaded Edition for all you Vtubers out there! Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered! Want to know if there’s an audience for doing something outrageous in your streams? We’ll help you figure it out!

But that’s not all – we also provide tips on video editing, with recommendations ranging from DaVinci Resolve to CapCut (because who has time to pirate expensive software, am I right?). And if you have any burning questions, feel free to ask – we promise to give you real feedback…eventually.

And if you’re looking to take your Vtubing career to the next level, we’ve got open auditions with companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

So come join our Minecraft server and let’s build a virtual world where anything is possible – even if that means getting advice from a blocky Steve on how to become the ultimate Vtuber!

MomCam Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, domestic surveillance, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, generational differences, hidden cameras, intimate boundaries, Minecraft, MomCam, moral judgment., mother-daughter relationship, parent-child dynamics, parental control, personal autonomy, privacy invasion, recording devices, Self Respect, Server, teenage independence, teenage sexuality, toxic relationships, trust betrayal

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Mines Excavated:	4746
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of your mom spying on your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape to a world where privacy is respected! No more cameras in your bedroom or wireless recorders in your purse, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about nosy parents. Plus, with our crazy events and challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

Join now and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to keep your mom away from the computer screen!

CraftyCreeperTabPay

balloon, Boyfriend, CraftyCreeperTabPay, douchebag, fat shaming, filter, impulse responses, mid twenties, MONEY, Pictures, Rude, Shape, social media, Station, Tax, tight, Train, Treat, Wedding, wedding day, weight gain, Wife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we all have the maturity level of mid-twenties adults (or at least we try to pretend we do). Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate the world of blocks and creepers.

Just like my absent-minded boyfriend, you never know what outrageous things you’ll hear on our server. From accidentally setting off TNT in your own base to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless.

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like my boyfriend did at that awkward dinner, don’t worry – we’ll be there to laugh it off and make sure you pay the price (literally, in diamonds).

So come join us on our server, where the only filter we have is the one we use to brew potions. Who knows, you might just find yourself gaining 60 pounds of diamonds and becoming the envy of all your fellow players. See you in the world of blocks and blunders!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

behind closed doors, behind the curtain, behind the scenes, behind the scenes insights, behind the scenes revelations, behind the scenes secrets, behind the scenes stories, Classified, Confidential, Covert, CraftyCraft, exclusive, hidden, Industry, Insider, knowledge, Minecraft, privileged information, Profession, Secrets, Server, undisclosed, work

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	2280	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old secrets? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a secret society of talking pigs (yes, you read that right).

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t find his way in (and trust us, he’s tried). With mind-blowing redstone contraptions, epic PvP battles, and a secret recipe for the best virtual cake you’ll ever taste, you’ll never want to leave.

So come join us and uncover the behind-the-scenes secrets of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

CraftingFails

common errors, common fallacies, commonly misunderstood, CraftingFails, debunked beliefs, false assumptions., false beliefs, historical inaccuracies, historical myths, Historical revisionism, misconceptions, Misinformation, myth debunking, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, Urban Legends, widely believed myths, widely misunderstood

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Forget everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, because on our server, gravity is optional and chickens have PhDs in quantum physics. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where Steve is a superhero and Endermen throw epic dance parties every night. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most absurdly awesome gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for creepers blowing up your house, because that’s just mean).