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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3701 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
