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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4385 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit PvP battles you’ve ever seen! we have more explosions than a creeper convention and more drama than a villager love triangle.
we have secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps that will make you scream like a ghast. our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all part of the same blocky family.
rumor has it that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. but don’t worry, we took care of it with our trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor.
come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most fun minecraft server around. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
