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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6184 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is like the holy grail of minecraft servers, like fr. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can speak french, and creepers that do the cha cha slide. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with so much bling bling, u gonna need sunglasses just to look at it.
but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
