new minions – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

TelemarketerTerror Minecraft SMP
annoyance, Boundaries, Cold Calling, Communication, customer service, Ethics, Etiquette, Frustration, Harassment, Manners, Minecraft, morality, patience, personal space, phone calls, Professionalism, Respect, rudeness, sales tactics, smp, telemarketers, TelemarketerTerror, telemarketing industry
Are you tired of being harassed by telemarketers while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft empire? Join our SMP and unleash your pent-up frustration on virtual telemarketers instead! We have a special mini-game where you can prank call them back and make them listen to your best creeper impression. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and let’s show those pesky telemarketers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
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BlockyChildhoodTrauma
adulting, BlockyChildhoodTrauma, childhood innocence lost, childhood trauma, confronting the past, disturbing memories, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional scars, healing journey, hidden trauma, hindsight, introspection, mental health, personal growth, psychological impact, realization, repressed memories, Self Discovery, suppressed emotions, Therapy, toxic upbringing
Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!

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Basement Gaming: Where mods are like mushrooms, only the best ones make the cut!

basement, Community, Cut, Discord, discount code, Experience, FRIENDSHIPS, Gaming, ggservers, Griefing, HACKING, Legacy, Memories, Minecraft, Mods, mushrooms, Performance, Prices, rules, Server, smp, Structures, Support, Vanilla, Whitelist

Basement Gaming Minecraft Server Overview

Community with History	Basement Gaming is a Minecraft server with a rich legacy, filled with amazing structures, friendships, and memories.
Play Your Way	Players have the freedom to choose their own path, whether it’s embracing chaos or focusing on building.
Simple Rules	Straightforward rules that only prohibit hacking, allowing players to have as much freedom as possible.
Vanilla+ Experience	Curated mods enhance gameplay without straying too far from the classic vanilla feel.
Hosted by GGServers	Rock solid performance, top-notch support, and reasonable prices make GGServers the best choice for hosting.

Join Our Community on Discord!

Get whitelisted here: https://discord.gg/V2rXHX3Rz6

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are griefing and PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing and PvP are allowed on Basement Gaming to give players the freedom to play their way.
What are the rules on the server?	The only rule that is strictly enforced is no hacking. Other than that, players have the freedom to do as they please.
Do I need to be a modding expert to enjoy the server?	No, the curated mod list is easy to install and enhances the gameplay experience without complicating things.
How can I get whitelisted on the server?	Join the Discord community using the provided link to get whitelisted and start playing on Basement Gaming.

Grammar Nazi’s Minecraft Server
annoying kid, Australia, caesar cut hair, Character, condescending, dialect, Gammar Nazi, Glasses, grammar, Grammar Nazi, Highschool, IRRITATING, junior high, Minecraft, minute details, Nazis, nerdy, Region, Server, Speech, uk, US, Writing, zip up hoodie
Are you tired of dealing with Grammar Nazis in your Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to have fun without someone correcting their every move.
Join us and experience a world where you can build and explore without fear of being judged for your grammar. No more annoying kids with caesar cut hair and zip-up hoodies telling you how to speak or write.
So come on over and join the madness! Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave those Grammar Nazis in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft SMP: StraightOutta/biz/
altcoins, Bitcoin, Bitcoin price, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency market, cryptocurrency trading, Digital Currency, finance, Financial Advice, financial news, investing, investment strategies, king shitcoin, long-term investment., market analysis, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price prediction, smp, StraightOuttabiz, Trading
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary King Shitcoin as he tries to navigate the treacherous world of cryptocurrency and see if he can make it to 44k before the creepers blow up his precious diamonds! Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and you won’t want to miss it. So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting (if you’re lucky)!

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WeddingDressDrama50%
artisan, beadwork, bride, Budget, groom, guestlist, Marriage, native american, Obnoxious, POVERTY, RESERVATION, semi retired, throwaway account, Traditional, traditional feast, tribal elders, tribal gown, wedding dress, wedding planner, WeddingDressDrama50
Are you tired of boring old wedding dresses? Want to spice up your big day with a traditional tribal gown that costs more than your entire wedding budget? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, complete with traditional dancers, drummers, and a feast catered by women on the reservation. And don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual money to throw around, so feel free to splurge on that $33,000 gown made by our artisan.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy drama and outrageous wedding demands. Will you be the one to stand up to your fiancé and say enough is enough? Or will you give in to her every whim and watch your budget go up in flames?
Join now for a wedding experience you’ll never forget, only on our Minecraft server!

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CreeperCrushin’
awkward, awkward encounters, awkward moments, CreeperCrushin, cringeworthy, dating fails, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, failed attempts, funny, Humiliation, impressing others, social blunders, social faux pas, trying to be cool, trying to impress, trying too hard
Are you tired of embarrassing yourself in front of that special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can impress them with your epic building skills instead! Imagine crafting a majestic castle made entirely of diamond blocks just to show off – now that’s how you win someone’s heart! Join us and leave your embarrassing moments in the real world behind as you conquer the virtual realm with your creativity and charm. Who needs smooth pick-up lines when you can build a pixelated masterpiece? So come on and join us, where love is just a block away!

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CanuckCraft: Ukraine Edition
armour donation, Canada, CanuckCraft, Conflict Resolution, cross-border issues, defense equipment, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign policy, Global Alliances, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, national security, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian territory, strategic partnership, territorial disputes, Ukraine
hey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even Ukraine is using armour donated by Canada on Russian territory just to play on it? yea, u heard that right! this server is so epic, even world politics can’t resist joining in on the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventures ever. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
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PermaFrostMercuryMelt
Arctic ecosystem, Arctic environment, Arctic rivers, Arctic warming, Arctic wildlife, climate change, climate change consequences, climate crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, environmental release, global warming, long-term effects, mercury contamination, mercury pollution, mercury sequestration, permafrost degradation, permafrost erosion, PermaFrostMercuryMelt, river erosion
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the arctic is lit af with climate change and mercury is like, spilling out everywhere like a crazy party! imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a river of mercury, talk about a wild ride! join now for a chance to witness the ultimate environmental disaster in the making, it’s gonna be a blast! #mercurymania #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

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Hexacomb SMP: The Hive Mind is Taking Over…Help us! No bees, just fun in 2 days! Must be 18+ to join in on the buzz! 🐝🎉

+18, Adult, BEES, Buzz, Community, creativity, Days, Discord, Economy, Events, Fabric, friendship, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, Hexacomb, hive, Join, Mind, Minecraft, Mods, Over…Help, Player Shops, PvP, Seasonal, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, voice chat

Welcome Message
🌟 Join the Hexacomb Community! 🌟 NEW WORLD SEASON 5 STARTING SATURDAY!! HURRY FOR FRESH START Welcome to Hexacomb, a seasonal SMP where creativity knows no bounds and friendships flourish. For over 3 years, we’ve been uniting players from around the world to express their creativity, build lasting friendships, and create unforgettable memories. Our community thrives on quality over quantity, ensuring a friendly and drama-free environment. Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect. Season 5 begins August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT

Welcome Message

🌟 Join the Hexacomb Community! 🌟

NEW WORLD SEASON 5 STARTING SATURDAY!! HURRY FOR FRESH START

Welcome to Hexacomb, a seasonal SMP where creativity knows no bounds and friendships flourish. For over 3 years, we’ve been uniting players from around the world to express their creativity, build lasting friendships, and create unforgettable memories. Our community thrives on quality over quantity, ensuring a friendly and drama-free environment. Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect. Season 5 begins August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT

Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?
Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass. Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins. Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interaction. Server-Side Music with customizable music discs (used responsibly). BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser. Optimization Mods for a smooth and enjoyable experience. Player and Mob Head Drops for PVP and rare mob drops. Terralith for stunning world generation, as well as Amplified Nether and Nullsape for the end. Diamond-Based Economy with no restrictions on trades, or purchases. Self-Promotion for your social media and streaming platforms. Active, Tight-Knit Community and Staff Team always ready to help! Community-Driven Feedback and Improvements to keep the server evolving. One Alt Account Allowed Per Player for more flexibility. In-Season Stats Visualization on our website. World Download Available at the end of each season.

Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?

Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins.
Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interaction.
Server-Side Music with customizable music discs (used responsibly).
BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser.
Optimization Mods for a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Player and Mob Head Drops for PVP and rare mob drops.
Terralith for stunning world generation, as well as Amplified Nether and Nullsape for the end.
Diamond-Based Economy with no restrictions on trades, or purchases.
Self-Promotion for your social media and streaming platforms.
Active, Tight-Knit Community and Staff Team always ready to help!
Community-Driven Feedback and Improvements to keep the server evolving.
One Alt Account Allowed Per Player for more flexibility.
In-Season Stats Visualization on our website.
World Download Available at the end of each season.

Apply Now!
Season 5 is starting soon! Join us now so we can all begin this journey together. Season 5 will be our best season yet! At Hexacomb, it’s not just about playing Minecraft; it’s about forming friendships and being inspired by others. We invite you to join us and let your creativity blossom in a place where you’ll always feel welcome. Join our Discord and follow the steps to join in on the fun! https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

Apply Now!

Season 5 is starting soon! Join us now so we can all begin this journey together. Season 5 will be our best season yet! At Hexacomb, it’s not just about playing Minecraft; it’s about forming friendships and being inspired by others. We invite you to join us and let your creativity blossom in a place where you’ll always feel welcome. Join our Discord and follow the steps to join in on the fun! https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

FAQs:

Q: What is Hexacomb?

A: Hexacomb is a seasonal SMP Minecraft server where players can express their creativity, build friendships, and create unforgettable memories in a drama-free environment.

Q: When does Season 5 start?

A: Season 5 of Hexacomb starts on August 17th at 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT.

Q: What are some unique features of Hexacomb Season 5?

A: Some unique features include Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks, unique cosmetic items inspired by Hermitcraft, Armor Stand Editing, In-Game Proximity Voice Chat, Server-Side Music, BlueMap LIVE World Map, optimization mods, player and mob head drops, and more.

Q: How can I join Hexacomb Season 5?

A: You can join by following the steps on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

We can’t wait to see you in Hexacomb!