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Gossip Streamers Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	119	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the “Emi shit talking Miz behind his back edition” where you can witness all the juicy gossip unfold in real-time.

Ever wonder why Emi’s friend randomly tweeted about her talking smack the day after they had a conversation? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous situation and maybe even start some drama of your own!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous reasons to join, like secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and plenty of tea-spilling moments, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what drama will unfold next!

µCraft SMP – Torrent Edition

2.., 2.2.1, Bug Fix, bugfix, Client, Download, Edition, Features, file sharing, internet, new version, Peer-to-peer, Release, smp, software, software update, Technology, torrent, torrent client, update, Upgrade, µCraft, µTorrent

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7048	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers with lame clients that crash all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your shitty client because we only accept players who have upgraded to the almighty µTorrent 2.2.1!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Join us and witness the majestic beauty of our dolphin-made structures that will leave you in awe.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate through the traps and challenges to claim the loot for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to µTorrent 2.2.1, join our server, and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of ninja chickens).

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#clues, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Conspiracy, crime, Deception, detective, Evidence, hidden, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 205186076, Party, plot twist, Police, Secrets, Server, suspects, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Votes:	8239
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to give out hugs (watch out for those sharp scales though!).

Our server is so wacky that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the villagers, who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, if you dare!

Jewish GF Hanukkah Minecraft SMP

Celebrating Together, cultural celebrations, cultural diversity, dating preferences, festive gatherings, festive occasions, Girlfriend, Hanukkah, holiday traditions, interfaith relationships, Jewish, Jewish culture, love, Minecraft, multicultural relationships, Open-mindedness, partner’s traditions, relationships, religious beliefs, religious holidays, romantic gestures, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild adventures!

Join us and you might find yourself in a situation where you have to celebrate Hanukkah with a Jewish girlfriend you didn’t even know you had! Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to such unexpected relationships?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky adventures!

/HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

acrylics, archives, Clear folder, Covers and Collab songs, ENReco, Fan, gravity, HiRyS, hololive, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, nephilim, OMOCAT Merch, Originals, PLUSHIE, Promise Mini series, Server, SmolRyS plushie, Starter Merch, Twilight, Valentines Merch, Voicepacks

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and mayhem like never before!

We’ve got Nephilim running around causing mischief, TwiLight streaming live from the Nether, and merch so cool it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

Join us for the promise mini-series where you’ll embark on epic quests with your favorite Minecraft characters. Need a break from the action? Snag yourself a SmolRyS plushie and cuddle up while you watch the sun set over our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Acrylics, voice packs, and even an OMOCAT collab that will blow your mind. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult content, Chat, Community, dft, Discord, discussion, explicit conversation, fantasies, Fappy, fetish talk, fetishes, hispanic supremacy, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, post tags, Roleplay, sexual preferences, smp, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1912	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of post tags, fetish discussions, and, of course, some good ol’ fappy talky.

But wait, there’s more! This edition is all about Hispanic Supremacy, where we worship tacos, dance to reggaeton music, and build giant piñatas to smash with our diamond swords.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then /dft/ is the place for you. So grab your sombrero, saddle up your llama, and come join us for some truly outrageous adventures in the world of Minecraft!

What is the IP for ClownPierce Minecraft Server?

clownpierce, deadliest minecraft smp, deadliest smp, dream smp, Grian, hardcore minecraft, hermitcraft, i destroyed an army on this minecraft smp, last life, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, LifeSteal SMP Applications, Minecraft, minecraft 100 days, minecraft challenge, minecraft hardcore, minecraft hardcore survival, minecraft mods, minecraft revenge, minecraft server, minecraft smp, minecraft survival, Parrot, pvplegacy, Server, smp, Technoblade, tommyinnit

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

ClownPierce is a talented and creative professional clown known for his engaging performances and comedic antics. With years of experience entertaining audiences of all ages, ClownPierce is a master at bringing joy and laughter to any event or occasion. His colorful costumes and lively personality make him a favorite among children and adults alike. Book ClownPierce for your next event and get ready for a fun-filled and unforgettable experience!

❤️ TopMine ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Grif🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

1.12, 1.20, administration, Among us, Ant Battle, Antirelog, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, donation, Egg wars, grif, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Honest, Hunger Games, lags, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, purchasing, PvP, Quake, rarely, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TopMine, VKontakte, Website, wipe

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5293
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

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➜ VKontakte group vk.com/topmine_mc

➜ Website for purchasing donations TopMine.su

➜ IP – mctop.pw

➜ Version – 1.8 – 1.12.2 and higher

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★ ➜ Best survival server!

★ ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

★ ➜ Cool Mini-Games, Skyblock

★ ➜ Cheap and honest donation!

★ ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

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Also

★ No lags!

★ We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

★ Kind and responsive administration!

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m1.topmine.pro

Valve Would Never Minecraft Server

digital distribution., Entertainment, Gabe newell, game development, game updates, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, half life, Minecraft, Never, online gaming, PC Gaming, Portal, Server, software, Steam, team fortress, Technology, valve, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We once had a player who built a roller coaster so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And don’t even get us started on the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers, but who’s counting?).

Still Space Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, activism, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fags, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, long tail tags: LGBTQ+, love is love, Minecraft, pride, smp, social justice, Space, still

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	281
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6127	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground base where we worship a giant chicken named Cluckington. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where players must battle it out in a giant arena filled with exploding sheep and killer bunnies. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! And remember, we may be a little crazy, but we’re still FAGS – Fun, Adventurous, Gaming Superstars!