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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4150 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 6688 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!