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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1484 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest, most epic place to play minecraft, you gotta join because, get this, we have a russia-linked cable-cutting tanker that got seized by finland and it was, like, loaded with spying equipment, can you even believe it? like, imagine all the sneaky stuff you could do with that equipment in minecraft, it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of this insane adventure, you won’t regret it, trust me.
