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OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crops Grown:	8942
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1953	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

Adrenoleukodystrophy, Brain Disorder, cerebral, Cerebral Adrenoleukodystrophy, clinical trial, Fun, gene editing, Gene therapy, gene transfer, genetic disorder, genetic mutation, genetic therapy, LentiCraft, Lentiviral, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, neurological treatment, Rare Disease, rare disorder, Therapy, Treatment, Zone

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	609	Void Gems Collected:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

Allowed, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict Resolution, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lai Ching-te, national day, nationalism, One China policy, political statements, regional politics, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8099	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Despair, emotions, Environment, Future, Global, Hope, Humanity, Impact, Minecraft, optimism, outlook, Perception, perspective, pessimism, PIXEL, progress, Reflection, Server, society, Technology, uncertainty, VIBE, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Magic Crystals Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

aita, circus, Community, Company, Development Team, Events, financial problems, Gifts, holiday season, KidCraft, Kids, knowledge, Meetings, monkeys, Outreach, Planning, Position, revenue stream, supervisory role, Time, volunteer

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!