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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4873 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.
also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.
