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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3572 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Animals Bred: | 71 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 206 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!
