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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3568 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 272 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.