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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 128 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 51 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.
So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”