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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3645 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.
but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
