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BullshitCraft SMP

bullshit, BullshitCraft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, drivel, fabrication, fake news, Fallacy, falsehood, Fiction, fraud, Garbage, hoax, hundred percent, Lies, Misinformation, nonsense, pure bullshit, scam, smp, untruth

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

NakedCrafters United

age, Behavior, body positivity, Casual, clothing optional, comfort, Confidence, Etiquette, generation gap, gym, gym culture, hygiene, locker rooms, NakedCrafters, nudity, Old Dudes, personal space, privacy, reddit, social norms, societal expectations, United

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6083
Mines Excavated:	4951	Dimension Hops:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you tired of seeing old dudes strutting their stuff in the gym locker room like they own the place? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam around butt ass naked all you want without anyone judging you! Join us for a wild time where the only dress code is your birthday suit. Who needs armor when you have confidence like that? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Naked Warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a battle of wits and nudity. So come on, strip down and join the fun!

VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

bilateral relations, Brussels, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, European affairs, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungarys, immigration, international relations, political tensions, roulette, Russian, russians, Schengen Area, travel restrictions, visa regulations, visa rules, VisaCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Towns Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Buildings Constructed:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!

building, Community, Creative, Discord, eXtraordinary, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ordinary, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Overview

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Features	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community
Player Base	Diverse player base from all around the world
Joining	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a voicechat feature?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP.
How old is the server?	The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.

GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

GirlfriendCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8703	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3042
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?

FinalFarewell Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, armageddon, catastrophic events, coming to terms, Despair, devastation, Doomsday, End of the World, existential crisis, facing reality, feeling hopeless, feeling lost, FinalFarewell, impending doom., it’s over, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, smp, the end, the final countdown, world as we know it

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	7901
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is ending and chaos reigns supreme! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of reasons why you should join us in this post-apocalyptic adventure.

Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).

Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.

Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.

So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!

HairCraftySisDiss

affordability, canceling plans, car situation, driving duties, family dynamics, Financial implications, hair braiding, hair styling, HairCraftySisDiss, household contributions, knotless braids, lack of appreciation, last minute changes, long hours, overreacting, professional braiding, Resentment, REWARD, sibling relationships, sister issues

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8564
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a family feud over braiding hair! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, car sharing chaos, and household contribution drama.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come hang out with us and build your dream world where you never have to argue about who’s cleaning the bathroom or who’s taking mom to work.

And hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always take a break to braid some virtual hair in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some virtual money for your braiding skills!

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise it’ll be a braid-tastic time!

MuteCraft: No More Hated Subs

ANNOYING, AVOID, BLOCK, community guidelines, controversial topics, cyberbullying, frustrating, HATED, Hide, most hated subs, mute, MuteCraft, negative content, online discussions., online forums, online harassment, online trolls, reddit, social media, subreddits, SUBS, toxic communities, unsubscribe

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4605	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Reddit subs that make you want to mute your entire feed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky subreddits once and for all. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the craziness happening here. So come on, join us and leave those annoying subs in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!