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EgirlHunter69 – Minecraft SMP Edition

attractiveness, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, bullying, Confidence, Edition, EgirlHunter69, egirls, Insecurity, male attention, mental illness, Minecraft, normies, online culture, online dating, seeking approval, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, societal pressures, validation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have egirls who are so ugly that they get bullied in real life! But don’t worry, they’re still looking for male attention, so you might have a chance with some loser who is into mentally ill girls. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs normies when you can have a server full of unique characters like these?

Work Trip vs. Wife Trip Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, trip, Wife, work

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the breadwinner in a relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can escape from your demanding wife and her never-ending work schedule. On our server, you can build your dream house, explore new lands, and even attend virtual weddings abroad without any interference!

Need a break from chauffeuring the kids around and dealing with a wife who can’t handle the kids alone? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs real-life vacations when you can embark on epic quests and conquer virtual realms?

Join now and experience the thrill of taking control of your own destiny, without any pesky real-life responsibilities getting in the way. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live your best virtual life, away from the chaos of everyday drama. See you in the game!

KittyCraftExile

anger, animal welfare, Boundaries, cat, Communication, compassion, consequences, cousin, Empathy, family, Grief, guest, House, hypothermia, kitten, KittyCraftExile, Loss, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Tragedy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a thunderstorm!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics, just like the time our player’s cousin tried to kick out a poor kitten in the middle of a storm. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all animals, virtual or not.

With family drama and intense emotions running high, this server is the place to be for non-stop entertainment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember, no kittens allowed outside, even in Minecraft!

CancelledTVShowRage

anger, Beloved, bringback, CANCELLATION, CancelledTVShowRage, Characters, decision, Disappointed, ending, Fans, Favorite, Frustrated, Missed, Network, Petition, Renewal, Revival, series, Storyline, tv show, Upset

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you still salty about the cancellation of “Puppy Pals Gone Wild”? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire world dedicated to bringing back your favorite furry friends in pixelated form! Join us and help us rebuild the ultimate Puppy Pals paradise, complete with bone-shaped skyscrapers and fire hydrant fountains. Who needs TV when you can have a virtual puppy party 24/7? Join now and let’s make Puppy Pals Gone Wild great again!

CartelCraft: Taco Tuesday Takedown

Assassination, business leader, cartel violence, CartelCraft, Cartels, Corruption, crime, drug trafficking, Extortion, gunned down, investigation, Justice, Media, Mexican, Mexican economy, mexico, murder, organized crime, taco, takedown, TUESDAY, TV, violence, violence against business leaders

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crops Grown:	2308	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the cartel life and build ur own empire! no more worrying about getting gunned down for speaking out against the bad guys, u can be the boss here! build ur own taco stand or start a drug empire, the possibilities are endless! join now and start ur new life in our crazy world!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Time, roll time roll, roll time to roll, RollCraft, Server, Time, time roll, time to roll, time to roll time

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready to ROLL on our server where the blocks are always bumpin’ and the mobs are ready to party!

Join us for epic dance battles with creepers, where the winner gets a diamond disco ball to hang in their virtual crib. And don’t even get us started on our llama rodeo events – yeehaw!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the good times ROLL!

AlienInvadersGoneWild Minecraft SMP

alien invaders, alien invasion, alien species, AlienInvadersGoneWild, Conquer, conqueror, Conquerors, Domination, Extraterrestrial, Females, happier life, Humanity, intergalactic war, Invasion, invasion strategy, invasion tactics, Males, Minecraft, paternal, Pets, ruthless, Sci Fi, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where alien invaders have taken over and are treating us like their pets! That’s right, forget about building farms and battling mobs, now you can live out your wildest alien pet fantasy! Who knew being abducted could be so much fun? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy new world where the aliens are the ones calling the shots. Trust us, it’s out of this world!

SisGiftFail Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Communication Issues, expensive gift, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, gift budget, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift expectations, gift giving, gift giving boundaries, gift giving etiquette, Minecraft, Server, sibling gifts, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisGiftFail, sister, vanity mirror

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your sister’s outrageous gift demands? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama with our virtual world filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t expect you to spend $300 on a vanity mirror for anyone – not even your sister! Our community is all about having fun, building epic creations, and battling mobs together. Plus, our virtual gifts are way cooler and won’t break the bank.

So, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your sister about expensive gifts. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

AssholeCraft2024

Additions, aita, AssholeCraft2024, Assholes, August 2024, Civil, Community, fond memories, lost loved ones, Memories, monthly, open forum, regional spinoffs, relationships, Remembering, respectful reminiscing, rules, sharing, storytelling, sub rules, Suggestions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.

CraftingCashGrab

conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftingCashGrab, designer brands, extravagant purchases, fashion fads, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, impulse purchases, lavish lifestyles, Luxury items, materialism, overpriced products, peer pressure, social expectations, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you won’t regret spending all your hard-earned diamonds on virtual pixelated items that serve absolutely no purpose in real life. But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a shiny new diamond pickaxe, right?

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.

So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!