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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9630 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
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