New Discord Nitro Tier Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/800	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

ExMomAirMistake

#first class, airplane ticket, aita, Apologize.., Breakup, broke up, control, Conversation, Costco travel package, Credit, Delta, Delta tickets, ex’s mom, ExMomAirMistake, family friends, first class flight, gift, Girlfriend, Grateful, Group Chat, Hawaii trip, house move, Make it right, not paying, REFUNDED, reimburse, Starbucks, text, ticket, unavailable

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/900	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4865	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, Asia, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, foreign affairs, Global, Government, international relations, italy, Meloni, Minecraft, Partnership, PastaCraft, Politics, ReLaunch, Server, strategy, Trade, Vows

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/500	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/900	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Enchantments Applied:	125	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Emeralds Found:	5765	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3939
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	2882
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	526	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ores Mined:	9103
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!