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Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crafting, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, fear, intimidation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, self defense, threat, violence, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

activism, American, american woman, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, freedom, Fun, gender equality, Minecraft, mobs, my choice, protest, response, social justice, Stars, strength, VOICE, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS, YeehawCraft, Yell, Yelling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	5269
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, contemplation, Crafters, CREEPIN, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Good, judgment, opinion, Quality, Questioning, Reflection, Repetition, review, satisfaction, second guessing, Server, uncertainty, Unsure, was it good, Youll

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, capitalist, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCommies, CREEPERS, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Fight, hate, intolerance, Iraq War, Jews, Leftists, Manipulation, Misinformation, Pigs, POL, Political, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Stereotypes, Videos, Woke

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	2142
Zombie Dances:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

Academy, aftermath, Analysis, anticipation, collide, confusion, Diplomas, Disappointment, Events, explosions, Fallout, false, graduations, Mystery, Niji antis, Nuke, Nuketown, predictions, questions, reactions, Rumors, speculation, stock collapsing, uncertainty

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

Aesthetics, blocky, Butts, controls, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming experience, interactive design, interface design, Minecraft, navigation, pixels, player interaction, player-engagement, Quest, screen layout, ui design, Ultimate, usability, user experience, user interface, video games, visual appeal

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7303	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

abject evil, blood and flesh, cannot convince me, discrimination, Drool, empowerment, equality, evilcraft, feminism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, manifestation, Misogyny, misogyny in society, MODERN, modern women, Oppression, patriarchal society, rule, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, villagers, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, Daimon, dd2, ddg, Den, Derp, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, hire, madness, Marry Pawns, Minecraft, patch notes, Pawn Guild, pawns, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

Boomer Gladness

20s ruined, Ages 5-18 ruined, boomer, college age 18-22 ruined, covid era, Degree, entry level job market, Garbage, Gladness, Homeless, Homeschooled, undeveloped freak, youth over, zoomer sadness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!