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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3997 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4746 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even a French butcher selling pork got kidnapped and beaten for it! And guess what? He made TikTok videos about it!
On our server, you can sell anything you want, from halal to pork, without fear of being kidnapped by mysterious men in a van. And if anyone dares to attack you, just tell them to come see you in the game!
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. Just remember, it’s all about learning to “live together” in this wacky world of Minecraft!