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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7333 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3482 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 5744 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.