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FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	72	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	110
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	180	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dimension Hops:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	1133	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!