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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8718 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Imagine a world where blowouts only happen when you accidentally set off TNT, not in a baby’s diaper! On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into helping strangers with their parenting duties. We’re all about building epic structures and exploring new lands, not dealing with messy situations like that.
So come join us and leave the dirty glances behind! Build your own empire, make new friends, and never feel bad about refusing to change a diaper again. Who needs empathy when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect? Let’s block and roll, baby!