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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8019 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 1221 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
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