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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5492 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2622 |
Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.
Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?