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BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?

Pixelated Weebs United

long trail: no good anime to watch, no good anime, pixelated, United, watch, Weeb’s

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”

ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

ai, BUILD, Epic, gender bending, guys, Impression, Impressions.., lewd, ManlyMimicCraft, reading, Thread, vocal exercises, vocal manipulation, vocal performance, vocal practice, vocal range, vocal training, Vocaroo, vocaroo thread, voice acting, voice changers, voice impression, Wholesome, woman’s voice, Women, worlds

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

#youtube, BratwurstCraft, CREEPERS, cultural impact, Cultural significance, culturally influential, culture, documentary, Educational, endermen, european history, German culture, germany, Germany history, historical, History, influential, influential era, influential iteration, informative, iteration, lederhosen, modern Germany, Play, polka, Video, wear

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

Adventure, Archive, bakers, BUILD, Commander in Chief Edition, Commanders, Conquer, Crafty, creative writing, fanfiction, fanfiction writers, FANTASY, greentext, HoloX, Novels, Pregnancy, Sluts, SMUT, storytelling, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fanfiction, Write, Writing, writing thread

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ores Mined:	4080	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, BLOCK, comedy, digital communication, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, lol, message board, Online Community, online interaction, Party, post, social media, user 673206289

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2856	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	3612

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

Al Nahyan, biden, bin Salman, Canada, corrupt, crackers, Crafty, dab, Emiratis, HATED, Haters, Leaders, Macron, Resist, Respect, Saudi Arabia, Scum, steve, Sunak, trudeau, urge, Western leaders, Whites

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#53, American, american culture, American lifestyle, American living, American society, blocky, CREEPERS, fear, height, height 5’3, live in the us, living in america, McBlockface, PETITE, residency, short, Tread, united states, US citizen, US culture, US lifestyle, US living, US society

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	308537
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Farms Harvested:	287	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

#funimation, Anime, Crafty, dbz, Deal, distributors, dragon ball, dragon ball z, Levels, marathons, Meet, Minecraft, original programming, pixels, power, Ratings, Saban, sailor moon, Saiyans, seagull, Server, success, syndicated programs, syndication, television, timeslots, toonami

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	9592
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	240	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

accident, chance, Coincidence, Crafty, destiny, fate, fluke, fortuity, happen, happenstance, Kismet, LUCK, Minecraft, Mysterious, predestined, Random, serendipity, Shenanigans, stroke of luck, Surprise, synchronicity, Twist of fate, unexpected, unexplained

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

asmr, board rules, Class, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, Fly, global rules, hard-working, Hide, Husbands, Menhera, Nise Menhera, Otis, Pigs, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, ShonCraft, sunglasses, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD, wear

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Farms Harvested:	473	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!