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BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	88
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

CraftyLoliLand

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mines Excavated:	3507	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we bring your favorite SNES games to life in full 3D! Imagine playing your favorite classic games like never before, with Unreal graphics and AI that will blow your mind.

Picture this: you’re playing as your favorite SNES character, jumping through obstacles and battling enemies, all while being controlled by a mysterious force at night. But don’t worry, we’ve upgraded your abilities and given you new powers to conquer this catastrophic world.

Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll experience the thrill of nostalgia mixed with modern technology. Don’t let the credit go to someone else, come join our server and show off your skills in ways you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s relive the glory days of gaming in a whole new light. See you in the game!

CraftyWifeBeaters – Where old traditions come back to life!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	3818	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we embrace the good ol’ days of the patriarchy! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and instantly became the ruler of the land, all because they followed the patriarchal ways of our ancestors.

Imagine a world where you can build your own kingdom and have all the power at your fingertips. That’s what awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s bring back the patriarchy in the most hilarious way possible.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of something truly outrageous!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures: #2147

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it even has its own Android/iOS/PC game download link! You can play Minecraft on the go and never miss a moment of the action.

Need some FAQs answered? We got you covered with a link that will blow your mind! And don’t forget to check out our active codes for some sweet rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more awesome.

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have anniversary streams, optimization updates, and developer’s notes that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” and “Sim Room Overclock” will have you laughing and having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!

ChunkyCraft: Weighty Wonders

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3273
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crops Grown:	1567
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2991	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re carrying too much weight on your shoulders? Well, fear not, because is here to save the day! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry about building boring old houses, because on our server, your house will be a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. And did we mention that every player gets their own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mesugakis’ Epic Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Towns Built:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because mesugakis is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds (yes, you read that right)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness that grants you the power to defeat any foe with a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join mesugakis today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player who doesn’t like fun, then maybe you will regret it).