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Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

no rules fresh mc server do whatever you want

1.20.4, Anarchy, borders, Discord, Fresh, Fun, Grief, Ip:, java, Minecraft, op, player limit, RAM, rob, rules, scummy, Server, Small, steal, TOXIC, wage war

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	209.192.186.189:25714
OP	Only 2 people have OP, everyone else has equal opportunity
Rules	No specific rules, players are free to do as they please within the game
Player Limit	30 players, may increase with demand
Version	Java only, 1.20.4

FAQ

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no specific rules set on the server. Players are free to act as they wish, whether it be building, stealing, or waging war.

2. Can I request OP on the server?

OP privileges are only given to 2 players on the server. There are no applications or requests for additional OP positions.

3. What do I do if I encounter a toxic player?

As there are no set rules on the server, it is up to each individual player to handle toxic behavior themselves. Players are encouraged to resolve conflicts amongst themselves.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Griefing is permitted on the server. Players are free to destroy or alter other players’ structures as they see fit.

5. Will there be a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A Discord server may be set up in the future, but there is no current timeline for its establishment.

6. How can I increase the player limit on the server?

If there is a demand for higher player limits, the server admin may consider increasing the limit to accommodate more players.

Endangered Tomboy Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, anime characters, anime culture, anime fandom, anime industry, endangered, Endangered species, female empowerment, female empowerment in media, Female Protagonists, female representation, feminism, gender diversity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Manga, manga industry, manga trends, modern anime, Realms, strong female characters, Tomboy, tomboy stereotype

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Zombie Dances:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like the last safe haven for tomboys in the world of anime and manga!

Join us and protect these precious tomboys from extinction by building them cute little houses and giving them all the diamonds they could ever want.

We’ve got tomboy-themed events like “Tomboy Tuesdays” where we all dress up in our best tomboy skins and have a blast.

Don’t miss out on the chance to save the tomboys and have a ton of fun while doing it. Join now and be a hero for the tomboys!

MILsAndMiners Minecraft Server

3 year old, aita, bedtime, bedtime routine, concerns, Date night, elderly MIL, Enthusiasm, lack of childcare, late night, MILsAndMiners, Minecraft, Nye, Rally, Relief, Server, Show, sitter, staying in, Surprise, TICKETS, tired, Toddler, uptight

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of adulting and childcare? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave your worries behind, just like leaving your 3-year-old with a questionable babysitter. Who needs a night out when you can have a night in on our server, where the only tantrums you’ll deal with are from creepers blowing up your creations?

So come on, join us and let loose like a toddler on a sugar rush. Who needs NYE shows when you can have a blast on our server? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!

PlateCrafters

abusive home, aita, berries, boyfriend’s dad, cabinet, clean, creampie, Fast, FREEZER, FRUITS, garage fridge, GRANDPA, Hurry, kitchen, KIWIS, mango, Plate, PlateCrafters, Sensitive, Slow, Stefan, Strawberries

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh fruit pie! Join us for a wild ride filled with grandpas, sensitive souls, and a whole lot of plate-putting-away drama.

Ever wanted to experience the thrill of being scolded for suggesting someone put away a clean plate? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen! Explore our virtual world filled with sensitive players, abusive home flashbacks, and family dynamics that will leave you questioning your own existence.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual pie with fruits on top, just like the one that started it all. Who knew a simple dessert could lead to such chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see what all the drama is about!

RampageCraft: Montenegro Massacre

breaking news, CASUALTIES, Community Mourning, crime, Fatalities, grieving families, gun control, Gun Violence, Gunman, mass shooting, massacre, Montenegro, News, Police investigation, Rampage, RampageCraft, Senseless Violence, Shooting, Tragedy, tragedy in Montenegro, violence

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mines Excavated:	3158
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rampage happening is the one where you’re slaying mobs left and right! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, we’ve got so many diamonds, you’ll be swimming in them like scrooge mcduck.

our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we’ve got more laughs than a clown convention. plus, our mods are so on point, they make gordon ramsay look like a toddler trying to cook spaghetti.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where the only thing going on a rampage is your creativity!

Heat Seeking Mosquitoes

adaptation, blood-feeding, efficiency, entomology, Heat, host-seeking behavior, human body heat, insect behavior, insect physiology, leg sensors, mosquito control, mosquitoes, olfactory system, seeking, seeking humans, sensory compensation, sensory perception, smell impairment, study, thermal detection, vector-borne diseases

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have mosquitoes with SUPER SENSITIVE LEG SENSORS that can SMELL your body heat from MILES away! forget about sneaky creepers, these mosquitoes are the REAL threat in our world! team up with your friends to build a fortress to protect yourselves from these heat-seeking bloodsuckers. who knew bugs could be so high-tech?! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy mosquito-infested world!

Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, SC_OFF, SC_ON, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spleef, update, Version 1.21.1

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Divine Spears Created:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net

Overview:

Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. We also have recently added minigames such as spleef! Hope to see you there!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there is an SMP map that allows griefing.
Will the SMP maps reset?	No, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Do you have player events?	Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
What minigames do you have?	We have recently added minigames such as spleef.

Eternal Dream Realm 1.21

conservative values, don’t care, dream, election results, ETERNAL, political beliefs, political opinions, Presidential election, Realm, republican party, still voted, trump, voting decisions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	3682
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Towns Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! If you wanna join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of rabid llamas, then you gotta check out this place!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we got more diamonds than a Beverly Hills jewelry store! And our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny!

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you wanna scream “Don’t care still voted Trump” at the top of your lungs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BoomerRage Minecraft Server

Ageism, AITAH, BoomerRage, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, elderly entitlement, elderly man, fast food, financial situations, Harassment, homeless man, job dissatisfaction, Minecraft, Respect, rude behavior, Seniors, Server, two weeks notice, two wrongs, Yelling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any harassment, even from grumpy old men! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the fast food restaurant where OP works!

On our server, you can stand up to rude players just like OP stood up to that old man. Show them who’s boss and defend the rights of all players, regardless of their in-game financial situation. And if they try to give you dirty looks, just slam your hands on the keyboard and tell them to get out!

But beware, just like in the fast food world, two wrongs don’t make a right. So make sure to handle conflicts with a bit more finesse than OP did. Or don’t, because who cares when you’re having this much fun?

So come join us on our server, where respect is earned, not given, and where you can have the day you deserve! And remember, if anyone tries to mess with you, just wave them goodbye with a smile and keep on gaming. See you there!

BoardGameBystanderAITA

Argument, balance, Board Game, BoardGameBystanderAITA, Communication, Conflict, couples, Friends, Frustration, game night, group dynamics, humor, misunderstanding, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, relationship, Silence, Social Interaction, Tension, ticket to ride

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mines Excavated:	3271
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a game night gone wrong? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few arguments over who gets the last block of diamonds.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only drama is whether or not you can defeat the Ender Dragon. Plus, with our unique gameplay features and friendly community, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who can turn a simple game night into a full-blown argument over the rules of Ticket To Ride? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

And if you’re looking for a server where you can joke around with your friends without worrying about someone getting upset, then look no further. Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and maybe even make a few enemies along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.