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Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	262

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

AdoptiveParentDramaCraft

adopted kids, adoption, adoptive parents, AdoptiveParentDramaCraft, Boundaries, Clout, gay man, happy family, lecturing, oversharing, owe them nothing, personal circumstances, personal information, privacy, Shaming, single parent, social media, stigma, Trauma, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsolicited advice

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	632	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is so magical, even the creepers are friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Looking for a place to show off your building skills and make new friends? Look no further! Our community is full of awesome players who love to team up and conquer the virtual world together.

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and diamonds just waiting to be discovered. But shh, don’t tell anyone! It’s our little hidden gem.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough like our server owner did with his adopted kids! Just kidding, we don’t actually have any adopted kids running around in the game…or do we? 😉

Blocktopia: Life, Crafting, & Laughs

blocktopia, Crafting, deep meaning, deep thoughts, existential questions, existentialism, finding meaning, inner fulfillment, introspection, laughs, Life, life’s journey, life’s purpose, life’s significance, personal philosophy, philosophical reflections, profound insights, purpose of existence, real meaning of life, searching for truth, Self Discovery, self-realization, Soul searching, spiritual quest

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of pondering life’s deepest questions like “What is the real meaning of life for you?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the answers! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate purpose of existence while fighting off zombie chickens and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never look at life the same way again after joining our server. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to eternal happiness lies hidden within our pixelated world. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey to enlightenment (and maybe find some diamonds along the way)!

DroneCraft: Russia vs Romania

airspace, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, DroneCraft, Drones, eastern europe, international relations, Military, Monitoring, nato, response, Romania, russia, Russian drones, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, VIOLATION

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	798467	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got russian drones flyin around in Romania, like wut?? u can build ur own drone army to take them down or just chill and watch the chaos. also, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. join now before the drones take over the whole server, bro!

RegretCraft: The Pursuit of Pixels

acceptance, Chasing, emotions, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, hindsight, letting go, love, moving on, painful feelings, pixels, Pursuit, RegretCraft, rejection, relationships, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, silly, unrequited love

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8974	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where you can chase people who DON’T want you! It’s like a virtual game of tag, but with more tears and drama. Plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel where you can hide from your pursuers and plot your revenge. Trust me, it’s the most exhilarating experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So, like, join now and experience the thrill of being rejected in pixelated form!

ThroneCraft: Where Faces Are Always a Mystery

brain regions, Cognitive, face blindness, faces, facial recognition, familiarity effect, game of thrones, medical condition, mental health, Mystery, neurological disorder, neurotypical, Perception, prosopagnosia, research, Social Interaction, study, Television series, ThroneCraft, tv show, Understanding, visual impairment, visual processing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	113
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9126
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use Game of Thrones to help u understand face blindness! like wut even is that? who cares! u can build ur own castle and pretend ur a Lannister or a Stark or a Targaryen or whatever!

if u have face blindness, no worries! u won’t even notice cuz u’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and building ur own Iron Throne! plus, u get to hang out with other players who also can’t recognize faces! it’s like a support group but with more explosions!

1 in 50 people have face blindness, so if u don’t have it, u can feel special and help those who do by joining our server! who needs familiar faces when u have a diamond sword and a dragon egg, amirite?

so come on down and join the fun! u’ll never look at faces the same way again, but who needs faces when u have a pixelated world to conquer! #GameofBlocks #FaceBlindnessFTW

Stabber Anarchy

2024.., Allowed, Anarchy, cracked accounts, Grief Protection, Hacks, July 4th, Minecraft, online mode, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, Stabber Anarchy, Survival, test map, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Welcome to Stabber Anarchy! This server’s test map for testing and fixing plugins was turned into the real map on July 4th, 2024. I welcome you into the server and there are no rules. Hacks are allowed, Grief protection is off, No whitelist. The server is Online mode so no cracked accounts can join the server

stabber.org

QB-X-Green-. Nice and atmospheric server Minecraft server

Atmospheric, Minecraft, Nice, QB-X-Green, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

The owner of the server «QB-X-Green-. Nice and atmospheric server» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.qb-x.ru

Ben’s Bored Minecraft Server

Activity, Adventure, Antics, BEN, Bens, bored, Boredom, Conflict, decision, Drama, Entertainment, family, Fun, gwen, Minecraft, Miserable, nothing to do, Plans, relationships, Server, sibling rivalry, Summer, summer vacation, teenagers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Ben is on a mission to make Gwen’s summer a living nightmare! Join us for epic pranks, crazy adventures, and non-stop chaos as Ben tries to outdo himself in making Gwen’s life miserable. Will Gwen be able to outsmart Ben and turn the tables? Join now to find out and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever!

Minecraft SMP – /min3cr4ft – SNK and Neo Geo Shenanigans

beginner guide, Billy, Community Resources, DandyJ, Discord, FF:CotW, geo, kevin, Kof, KOF Official Site backup, KOFXV, Mature, min3cr4ft, Minecraft, neo, neo geo, NEO-GEO FREAK Magazine Archive, neog, RedGGPO, romset, Shenanigans, smp, snk, SNK Media Gallery, SNK vs Capcom, street fighter 6, SVC Chaos, Terry, Translations, vice

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Animals Bred:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Potions Brewed:	177	Buildings Constructed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got players like Billy and Kevin who are so skilled, they once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. And let’s not forget about Terry from Street Fighter 6, who decided to take a break from fighting and try his hand at building pixel art instead.

But that’s not all! We’ve got events that are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, beginner guides that are more helpful than a stack of diamonds, and a community so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your very own blocky family.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s craft some memories together!

SisterlySnaps Minecraft Server

Boundaries, CANCELLATION, Communication, compensation, Conflict, Double Standard, family, feelings, maternity photoshoot, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Obligations, perspective, photography, relationships, Respect, Server, SisterlySnaps, Tension, Time, validation, VALUES, work

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crops Grown:	8781	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and feeling like the black sheep? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise.

On our server, we value your time and work, even if your family doesn’t. We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled relatives who cancel last minute and expect everything for free. That’s why we offer a safe haven where you can build, explore, and thrive without any judgment.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. You can mine for diamonds, battle mobs, and even create your own virtual photography studio without any cancelations or drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life relatives when you have a community of fellow gamers who understand and support you? Let’s block out the negativity and craft a brighter future together!