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Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	New Chunks Explored:	66579
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3445
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bottoms, a group of players who have mastered the art of building entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it they even have a secret handshake involving a diamond pickaxe and a bucket of lava.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ores Mined:	1487	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers dance the Macarena, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to faraway lands.

Join now for a chance to participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete in evening gown and talent competitions to win the coveted title of Miss Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon strut its stuff like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of craziness.

UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and neglecting your Minecraft duties? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the clutches of the naughty videos! Join us and you’ll be so busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers that you won’t even remember what porn is! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will personally ban you if he catches you watching porn on our server. So come on, join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all!

Kiingi’s Māori Monarch Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Meteorites Collected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as kiingi tuheitia and his māori monarchy! build your own marae, battle rival tribes, and journey to your final resting place surrounded by generations of family…in minecraft! who needs real life when you can be a virtual king in a pixelated world? join now for the ultimate māori monarchy experience!

RedLineCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5101	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

Blocky Brain Scans: Predicting Treatment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

come join dis epic minecraft server where we predict ur long-term treatment outcomes with BRAIN SCANS!!1! u think u just building houses and mining diamonds but nah fam, we taking care of ur mental health too! join us for a crazy ride of therapy sessions with creepers and skeletons, cuz why not?! plus, our therapists are actually endermen in disguise, so u know u in good hands. don’t be sad, come play with us and let us scan ur brain for fun and profit!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Vampyro111 is a passionate content creator with a focus on gaming and entertainment. Known for their engaging commentary and captivating gameplay, they have built a strong following on platforms like Twitch and YouTube. With a love for all things supernatural and a knack for storytelling, Vampyro111 brings a unique perspective to their content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Revere

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Join our fun and lovely SMP server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone whiz, there’s something here for everyone!

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Gladio’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Operation Gladio to a whole new level! Join us as we create our own stay behind armies in the virtual world, controlling the game from within with epic battles and crazy missions.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be part of a radical far right terrorist group in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Team up with your friends and wreak havoc on our server, just like the CIA did in real life (allegedly).

Think you have what it takes to be a member of the Trench Coat Mafia in our Minecraft world? Show off your building skills and strategic gameplay as you navigate through our insane challenges and false flag operations.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other Operation Gladio type groups to choose from, so you can switch it up and keep the excitement going. From Proud Boys to Antifa, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and experience the ultimate conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where every move you make is controlled by the CIA (or is it?). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!