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Pixel Zen Palace

Bliss, calmness, Contentment, emotional fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, inner peace, joy, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, Palace, peaceful moment, PIXEL, Reflection, Relaxation, Serenity, solitude, Stillness, Tranquility, zen

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a level of peace you never knew existed! Our server is so calming, it’s like meditating in a field of fluffy sheep while sipping on a potion of relaxation. You’ll feel so zen, you’ll forget all your worries and just focus on building the most epic pixelated creations.

One player even said that after joining our server, they achieved nirvana and ascended to a higher plane of existence where they now communicate with the Minecraft gods themselves. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden powers within yourself while playing on our server.

So come join us and bask in the tranquility of our Minecraft world. Who needs therapy when you have our server to soothe your soul?

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

celebration, ceremony, Community, couples, effect, equality, Event, Happiness, Historic, joy, law, LGBTQ, love, lovecraft, mass wedding, milestone, Minecraft, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, Support, thailand, union

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

CraftyPutinBegsUkraine

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinBegsUkraine, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military intervention, Negotiate, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Polish president, political tensions, putin, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Void Armor Forged:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3635

come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

Dapa, diet, Slimmers, sugarcube

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1042	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	3897	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	211	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	107
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	6615
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!

GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	650663
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

WeddingCraft: NoVenueNoPlan

Budget, Communication, compromise, cost, decision, disagreement, equal payment, ex, Expenses, family, Fiance, Financial, hero complex, Marriage, MONEY, NoVenueNoPlan, OFFENDED, relationship, Upset, Venue, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Chimeras Created:	1
Animals Bred:	125	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank!

Join us and build the wedding venue of your dreams, without worrying about the cost. Our server is filled with blocks of love and happiness, where you can say “I do” without the financial stress.

Plus, you won’t have to deal with any hero complexes or family drama here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Let’s get crafting!

SelfishSMPSuccess

ADVANTAGE, benefit, Calculated, egoism, Favor, Manipulation, Opportunistic, personal gain, self-absorbed, self-advancement, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-interest, self-preservation, self-seeking, self-serving, self-serving behavior, Selfishness, SelfishSMPSuccess, Strategic, success

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

CraftyNonsense

common, CraftyNonsense, everyday, Excessive, extraneous, frivolous, gratuitous, Pointless, redundant, superfluous, trivial, ubiquitous, unessential, Unnecessary, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary habits, unnecessary items, unneeded, widespread

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mines Excavated:	3155
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!