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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7616 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7487 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of the hilt. They used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped unlimited chicken nuggets for them to feast on for eternity. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, NEVER FORGET to bring your sense of humor and your diamond pickaxe.