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SupremeCraft Minecraft Server

Confidential, Government, hidden, intelligence, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Protection, Relocation, Rumors, Safety, secretive, secure location, SECURITY, Server, sources, speculation, supreme leader, SupremeCraft, undisclosed, whereabouts

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server where even Iran’s supreme leader had to be taken to a secure location cuz it’s THAT intense! Like, the mobs are so crazy strong, they made him run for his life! 😂 But don’t worry, we got u covered with OP weapons and armor to take them down like a boss. Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. So come join the madness and let’s conquer this server together! 🚀💥 #MinecraftMadness #SupremeLeaderShowdown

StrikeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

#announcement, Communication, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Government, INFORMATION, international relations, long-range strikes, Military Action, News, Permission, Politics, Revenge, russia, russians, spokesman, StrikeCraft, Tension, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Star Shards Collected:	296	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy world where ukraine has permission to do long-range strikes on russia! like, what even is that?? but don’t worry, zelenskyy’s spokesman will totally keep the russians in the loop, like “hey guys, heads up, we’re gonna be launching some missiles your way, hope u don’t mind!” it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less consequences. join now for a wild ride of international intrigue and pixelated warfare!

Dopamine Rush Minecraft

auditory stimuli, auditory triggers, behavioral science, brain function, cognitive behavior, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Decision making, decision making process, decision making triggers, dopamine, dopamine release, dopamine response, Minecraft, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, psychological effects, researchers, riskier choices, risky decision-making, Rush, sensory perception, unexpected sound

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Buildings Constructed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, like, imagine you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in our server, right? and then BAM! out of nowhere, you hear a chicken clucking right in your ear! next thing you know, you’re making the craziest decisions, like jumping off a cliff just for fun! it’s all because of the dopamine rush, man. join our server for the wildest adventures and the most unexpected sounds that will make you do the most insane things! come on, you know you want to risk it all for that sweet, sweet dopamine hit!

Welcome to “The Cavern” where you can survive, build a town, and play wacky events in version 1.21!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, BUILD, Cavern, Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required), custom fishing, Dungeon Bosses, Events, Keep Inventory, Marriages, MCMMO, Over 1, Play, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, SURVIVE, Tamable Pets, TOWN, Version, Wacky

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	820	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1246
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

📗 Slimefun (Modpack like experience)

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Player Driven Economy

📦 Keep Inventory

⚔️ Dungeon Bosses

🐟 Custom Fishing

🎨 Art Map

🚢 Over 1,000+ Quests

🌾 Balanced Jobs System

🕵️ Blackmarket NPC

🛍️ Player Markets

🌌 Player Warps

⛏️ mcMMO

🐾 Tamable Pets

🆓 6 FREE Ranks

🤝 Secure Trading

🌎 Dynmap

✔️ Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)

💍 Marriages

👪 Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Spark The Tech Minecraft Server

Adventure, anticipation, Demo, demo version, dumb bitch, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Gaming, long tail, Minecraft, remake, remake demo, Romancing SaGa 2, RPG, SaGa series, Server, Spark, tags, Tech, Technology, video games, woooo

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	331	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	New Chunks Explored:	865354
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spark or pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of romancing SaGa 2 remake demo in Minecraft form! That’s right, we’ve combined the epicness of a classic RPG with the blocky world of Minecraft for a gaming experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in all things Minecraft. They will guide you through quests, battles, and even help you find hidden treasures in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama-led adventures begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a dumb bitch.

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

15930995, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, digital communication, discussion, forum, internet, internet culture, long tail, message board, Minecraft, no, online anonymity, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, privacy, smp, Tag, Thread

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8953	Star Shards Collected:	79
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his fluffy regime? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to navigate the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll respawn, right?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll make for a good story)!

StepGrandmaCare Minecraft Server

assets, care costs, caregiving, dementia, family, family dynamics, family relationships, Financial Planning, Housewife, impact on home life, Inheritance, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting family, residential care, responsibilities, savings, Server, step-grandma, StepGrandmaCare, taking advantage, Time management, traditional roles

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	1898
Votes:	5483	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can escape from your responsibilities and dive into a virtual realm where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Leave behind the family drama and join us for some epic battles against creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs to deal with caring for elderly step-grandmas when you can be exploring vast landscapes and building your dream castle? Plus, our community is full of fun and friendly players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama

aita, Argument, aunt, Contractor, Contractors, defcon 4, discomfort, Drama, embarrassed, emergency services, Fire department, gas company, lackadaisical, nail polish, neighbors, non emergency, odor, old food, Protective, reaction, ruined weekend, Smell911, Upset, Vinegar, waste of resources, Wife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as calling the fire department for a vinegar smell? Look no further! Join our server where every little mishap turns into a full-blown emergency response.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend accidentally spills their virtual coffee on the keyboard. Next thing you know, the in-game fire department is knocking down your virtual door to put out the non-existent flames. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of calling in a gas truck, ambulance, and firetruck for the most mundane incidents. Who needs a calm and collected gaming experience when you can have pure chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember to call a contractor first before you dial 911 for that mysterious smell of vinegar and nail polish. See you in the game, where every day is a virtual emergency!

CaveManTimeMachine – Minecraft SMP

alternate history, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropological study, caveman, CaveManTimeMachine, creative ideas, cultural exchange, Gift ideas, human evolution, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative thinking, innovation, invention, Minecraft, prehistoric era, primitive technology, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, thought experiment, time machine, time travel

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Farms Harvested:	430
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to go back in time and give a caveman a diamond pickaxe! Imagine the look on his face when he realizes he can mine obsidian and create a portal to the Nether. Who knows, maybe he’ll even invite you to join his tribe and become the first Minecraft speedrunner in history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to change the course of human evolution with just one item.

MemoryScentCraft

aroma, Connection, emotional, evocative, flashback, Fragrance, Memory, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory, powerful association, Recollection, Reminiscence, reminiscent, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, specific moment, time travel, triggering, vivid memory

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	177
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Votes:	4416	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5

Remember that time you walked into a room and caught a whiff of something that instantly transported you back to a specific memory? Well, imagine if that memory was of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where every smell triggers a crazy Minecraft flashback. Whether it’s the scent of freshly baked bread reminding you of that time you built a giant bread castle, or the smell of freshly cut grass bringing back memories of that epic grass block race you won, our server will have you reminiscing in no time. So come on, join us and let your senses guide you through the most hilarious and nostalgic Minecraft experience of your life!